Wednesday, 22 February 2006

The Monk With The Filthy Habit

The Monk With The Filthy Habit
Couldn't get the beggar clean
He had tried everything
From Vanish spray to Mr Sheen

A thousand times
He tried in vain
To loosen this
Most stubborn stain

With such washing
As all clothes must
His humble robes
Reduced to dust

And now he hides
He has no clothes
And all because
He wiped his nose