Thursday, 17 April 2008

Movies They Never Made 75

Movies They Never Made 75


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Link of the Day: The People's Mario

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Wednesday, 16 April 2008

Pandamonium

"What happened to the panda's eyes?"
The smallest boy at the zoo cried.
"Is it because he's hypnotised?"

Said the keeper to this curious brat,
"Oh no, it's just they grow like that,
"Much like the stripes upon that cat."

The boy replied with a shake of his head,
"That's a tiger, not a cat," he said.
"Look, it's in this book I read."

"Do you believe all that you read?"
Said the keeper (now bedecked in tweed).
"Come on! Chop-chop! Reply at speed!"

"I really don't know what you mean,"
Said the boy, whose name was Dean,
"Or why your clothes have changed between -"

"It's matters not," the keeper chimed,
With interrupt precisely timed,
"Long as the writer makes it rhyme."

"But I won't learn anything right that way,"
Said the boy as he was led away.

"The rhymes are getting worse," said the keeper, breaking into prose. "Way and away, indeed. That's just plain lazy."

"And the purpose of this poem's hazy."

"See!" said the keeper. "It's not even clear who said that. This poem's not very good and I think it should stop right now."

Spoilsport.



Links of the Day:
Plastic Bag Ban Set To Reverse Global Warming
Giant Greenhouse to Blame for Global Warming


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Monday, 7 April 2008

Sam Beckett in: Back to the Matrix!, Part Nine

Sam Beckett in: Back to the Matrix! Part Nine




[Edit: 8 April] You may be wondering what I've done to the site. You're not the only one. I had a bit of a play with it earlier today and then when I tried to revert to the old template Blogger threw a strop and said it didn't work properly. So I've pretty much started again from scratch. Except my link lists were all intact. Which is nice to know. However, it is now approaching the look I was trying to go for. I just have to work out how to position everything on the page exactly how I want.

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