Wednesday, 15 December 2010

Potty Mouth

I can't help feeling I should probably dedicate this to my nearly-three-year-old nephew, Flynn.  Yet, at the same time, I can't help feeling that I probably shouldn't.

Potty Mouth

Potty Mouth,
as he is known,
will not speak
upon the phone.

Not because
he fears he may
be rude and swear
his cares away

Instead, you see
he's had no choice
ever since
he lost his voice.

An accident
when he was three
had left him scarred
for all to see.

He tripped and fell
quite awkwardly,
was quickly
rushed to A&E,

and though the
doctors tried their best
and carried out
all sorts of tests,

he was left
quite standing out,
his potty fused
around his mouth.

As super
hero stories go
it's not a
very good one.


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  1. My mum's planning a teaching unit on Super Heroes, I may suggest this as a creative entry point...