Hello! It's been a while. I've been busy moving house and not having any internet and turning 30. One of my friends sent a text message to one of my other friends telling him to wish me a 'gary birthday'. I decided to write a poem about this Gary Birthday. Then it turned out not to be a poem. So this is for Toby. And John. Respectively.
Gary Birthday was an unfortunate soul. He had friends he didn't like, and a job he didn't much enjoy.
One day, he dreamt that he was an owl, and in this dream he no longer suffered any of his usual problems.
IT WAS THE BEST DREAM HE EVER HAD.
Also, my wonderful girlfriend bought me this. I may have started sketching a lot more in the last few days. (She also contributed to the Gary Birthday story. You may hear from Gary Birthday again in the future. You may not.)
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