"Oh I simply adore your hair!"
"I know, it's gorgeous, isn't it?"
"I must have your stylist's number."
"Oh, you must, he's simply a treat! He calls himself a 'Bonsai Barber'. It's just so terribly witty."
"Like the tree? Oh how adorable!"
"He specialises in smaller versions of larger hairstyles."
"Oh yes, I see that now. How clever!"
"He rubs a sort of gel into your scalp - 'hair food', he calls it - and then carefully 'prunes' your style one hair at a time."
"One hair at a time? How thorough!"
"Took him six and a half hours to do mine. Not cheap though."
"Oh dear. What's the damage?"
"Three thousand an hour."
"Golly. How adventurous!"
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