Monday, 6 May 2013

7 Word Story: The Ballad of Tulse Hill

This one was written for voice class at drama school.  The challenge was to write a story that only uses 7 different words.  Derivatives are allowed.  I wrote mine at the last minute on the way to drama school.  I had 20 minutes of kicking my heels at Tulse Hill Station, and thought I'd go and get something to eat while I waited.  I failed in my quest.

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The Ballad of Tulse Hill

Chip shop closed.
Fish shop closed.

Dr Fish - open.
Dr Fish Spa.

Open, chip shop!
Open, fish shop!
Spa?  Spa?  Open?!
Close spa!
Open chip shop!

Chips!

Chi-i-i-i-i-i-ips!


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