"On your desk."
"Oh. You mean the paperweight?"
"Paperweight? It's a brick."
"No, it's a paperweight."
"It looks like a brick."
"Ah yes. It looks like a brick. But it's only made to look like a brick. It's actually a paperweight."
"It's a brick."
"It's not a brick!"
"Yes it is. Look, it looks like a brick, it feels like a brick, it's the same weight as a bri-"
"Yeah but it's not."
"It's even got those three holes in the middle, like a brick."
"Ah no, you see, that's actually a very clever design feature. That's so you can see what's written on the paper underneath."
"It's even got crumbs of cement stuck to it. It's a brick. It's a used brick."
"It's a paperweight."
"A paperweight, yeah?"
"So where's the paper?"
"Well, it's a paperless office, isn't it?"
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