Karen couldn't stop thinking about the pub last night. She had tried to tell everyone about the time that Allan had caught his little finger in the bathrobe, and ended up calling out the fire brigade to cut him out. She ended up embarrassing herself by getting it all in completely the wrong order and forgetting key details entirely.
Still, she thought to herself, as she worked alone in her private wool mill. I may be totally useless at telling stories, but at least I can spin a good yarn.
She smiled. Then she stopped smiling and wished that she had thought of it last night.
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